How did you become an artist?

MAURIZIO CATTELAN — It was mainly for lack of alternatives.

Do you consider yourself a professional?

MAURIZIO CATTELAN — I’m still working on the best definition of myself.

Can anyone become an artist?

MAURIZIO CATTELAN — Anyone can try, but few will succeed.

If you weren’t an artist, what would you be?

MAURIZIO CATTELAN — I would not be.

Is art entertainment?

MAURIZIO CATTELAN — Sometimes it is, and it’s the less entertaining part.

What are the greatest taboos today?

MAURIZIO CATTELAN — Getting old.

What is missing in art today?

MAURIZIO CATTELAN — The place to be.

What’s your favorite joke of the moment?

MAURIZIO CATTELAN — If God had written the Bible, the first line should have been: “It’s round.”

Where are you metaphysically located right now?

MAURIZIO CATTELAN — Melting down in the global-warming summer.

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